Now this is the story all about how
MY VIDEO GETS FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
And I'd like you to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how it seems like I hang in mid air
On a three-screen setup, born and raised
On the middle screen is where I rest most of my gaze
Coding stuff, mailing, relaxing all cool
And all Skyping some colleagues, pairing .NET rules
When a touchscreen grabs my eye, now this looks good!
Order it on Amazon? Of course I should!
Flat on desk *under the main screen* but the cables go where?
I said "Display settings | Orientation | 'Landscape flipped'. So there."
I called my mate on Skype and the video was here, the
Highest bitrate fresh and the audio was clear
If anything I could say all elements were there
But I thought "oh, FFS, I'm up in the air!"
I thought about trying Windows seven or eight
And I tried Zoom and WebEx - "Right way up! Skype you later!"
Clicked Skype | Help | Feedback - I was finally there
To log this bug down - hope you think that that's fair.
I called round your house about 7 or 8
ReplyDeleteand called you on Skype 'yo mate, smell you later'
I checked out my refresh rate and I was finally there
to sit on the throne as I passed some fresh air