Scream

From Davidbond.net

Separated at birth

The Scream (or The Cry) Edvard Munch Casein/waxed crayon and tempera on paper (cardboard), 91 x 73.5 cm (35 7/8 x 29"); Nasjonalgalleriet (National Gallery), Oslo

The Screaming Idiot (or The Tit) Rob Limbrey Pissed in a curry house after 4 pints (wasted), 6.5. x Size 13 feet (27, should know better); The Nawab (Curry Emporium), Newbury

Oh Nan,

Would that I could once more gaze

Upon thy cooked and scarred face

Memories are all now that I have

And the curry's aftermath..

Envoyes a moi la photo drole,

laisse-moi le regarde,

je ne vais faire pas de parole,

C'est deja en retard.